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LOCATION: In front of his computer, typing this bio! AGE: Old enough to know (drink and vote), young enough to learn EDUCATION: Got some OCCUPATION: P.O. won't let it be posted online INTERESTS: Politics, impeaching President Bush, music, podcasting, kilts EQUIPMENT: Samson C03U USB condenser microphone, Samson SP01 shock mount, Samson MD5 desktop mic stand

LOCATION: Bunker. Undisclosed coordinates. Don't come looking. AGE: 18-34 EDUCATION: Records sealed. No verifiable source. OCCUPATION: Defending America and being suspicious of everyone INTERESTS: In the constant pursuit of all that is everything. EQUIPMENT: Samson CO1U USB Condenser Mic, Samson SP01 shock mount, Samson MD5 desktop mic stand, Sony MDR-G52 headphones